When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
(Source: aquaticrecords, via weirdness-is-good)
(Source: lesbiskammerat, via jimjarmusch)
Starving artist.
